Los Angeles Riots After Ryan Braun Wins MVP

Milwaukee Brewers left fielder Ryan Braun was named the NL MVP today, causing riots to break out across Los Angeles.

“Matt Kemp almost won the triple crown, it’s a travesty that he didn’t win the award,” explained Beverly Hills resident Karen Pocrass. “I am going to break a ton of sh*t until I feel better.”

The humble Braun agreed with angry Dodgers fans.

“Kemp topped me in every statistical category imaginable,” the 2007 NL Rookie of the Year told OMGG.com. “Out of respect for him, I’m going to fly to LA this evening and smash everything in sight.”