God Abandons Tebow; Chooses Brady

During Saturday night’s matchup of the two handsomest quarterbacks in the NFL, Tom Brady’s New England Patriots dominated Tim Tebow’s Denver Broncos.

“It just doesn’t make any sense,” said the weak-armed Tebow. “I’m not sure what I did to cause the Lord to turn on me like that.”

Brady, who threw for six touchdowns to Tebow’s zero, admitted he spent the entire week in church while his opponent wasted his time practicing.

“To put it simply, we got out-prayed today,” Broncos safety Brian Dawkins told OMGG.com after the game.