Will Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 Deal Come With Free Breadsticks?

Attorneys for Domino’s Pizza announced this morning that the company plans to sue Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain over his 9-9-9 tax plan.

“This is a blatant rip-off of our 5-5-5 deal,” said Domino’s Marketing Chief Ryan Niemiller. “He’s just replaced the three medium, one-topping pizzas with some tax mumbo jumbo.”

MSNBC’s Mark Halperin says that he doesn’t believe Cain, a former Godfather’s Pizza CEO, would base the crux of his campaign around a chain like Domino’s.

“If anything, I’d say Herman is a lot like Sbarro,” pointed out the political analyst. “He’s dry, bland and people will never admit they support him.”