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Obama bin Laden: Trick or Treat?

October 28, 2011

POLITICS


For the second straight year, the Obamas plan to hand out Halloween treats to local children at the White House this Sunday. But it’ll be a whole lot scarier this time around.

The First Family revealed that they’ll each be wearing the costumes of their favorite dictators.

“Like the rest of America, the Obamas often struggle to come up with that perfect costume,” the president told OMGG.com. “I’m pretty sure we hit it out of the park this year, though.”

Michelle Obama admitted that going as evil oppressors wasn’t the family’s first choice.

“We thought about going as Kardashians,” admitted the First Lady, “but we decided it’d be best to steer clear of anything controversial.”

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