EXCLUSIVE: Kim Jong-il Faked His Own Death

OMGG.com investigators have learned that North Korea’s Kim Jong-il was buried alive recently…at his request.

“I faked my own death because I wanted to see what people would say about me once I was gone,” Jong-il admitted. “I was tired of being a media laughingstock, my self-esteem took a huge hit.”

The evil dictator, who was portrayed as a lonely, alien cockroach in the movie Team America and as a deranged kidnapper on the tv hit 30 Rock, says “dying” didn’t help him get the respect he felt he deserved.

“There were wild celebrations around the world when Osama bin Laden died, yet I had to share the front page of CNN.com with Tim Tebow,” said Jong-il “In hindsight, I probably should’ve been more of a dick.”