Olympian Ye Shiwen has been caught red big handed.
After the swimmer shaved five seconds off her personal best time and broke two World Records this week, experts were baffled when the teen sensation tested steroid-free.
This morning, however, a team of investigators discovered that the 16-year old’s hands have been genetically enlarged — a clear violation of Olympic rules.
“IOC officials thought something looked fishy when all the gold medalists lined up for their Wheaties box photos,” said Olympic spokeswoman Jackie Doty. “U.S. gymnastics star Jordyn Wieber is actually just 4″ taller than Shiwen’s thumb.”


August 1, 2012
OLYMPICS