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Obama Sends Ted Nugent to Guantanamo Bay

August 7, 2012

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Ted Nugent has gone from Damn Yankee to damned detainee.

The has-been rocker, who famously stated at an NRA convention that if President Obama is re-elected he’ll “either be dead or in jail,” was shipped off to Guantanamo Bay this morning.

The mentally unstable guitarist, who has blasted the president’s administration as “vile,” “evil” and “America-hating,” says he’s actually looking forward to serving his time.

“If Obama thinks I’m afraid of a little prison, he’s crazy,” the 63-year old conservative told OMGG.com. “As long as there ain’t no foreigners in there, ‘The Nuge’ is gonna be just fine.”

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