Doctors Working to Cure “Bieber Fever”

Sixteen-year-old Frankie Aversa from Moorestown, NJ is suffering from “Bieber Fever,” a rare genetic disorder that has triggered excessive teasing at school and left him with little-to-no self-esteem.

Doctors at Newark University Hospital are working to rid the teenage boy of this disease that has been termed “super gay” by medical science.

Dr. Felix Humple, one of the doctors attending him, said, “In medical communities, ‘Bieber Fever’ is better known as ‘Adoring Imprudent Douchebag Sickness’ or ‘AIDS’. It stems from an obsession with pop singer Justin Bieber, and has led to many playground beatings. We have already started his treatment and we’re optimistic that he’ll be perfectly fine.”