Kate Middleton Borrows Porn Star’s Dress for Film Premiere

All hail the (future) queen!

Kate Middleton recently attended London’s War Horse premiere in her most provocative outfit to date.

The lace and leopard-print ensemble is the talk of the town in fashion circles across the UK.

“I’m honored that she chose to wear it to my film,” gushed director Steven Spielberg. “I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about Kate that gives me a royal boner.”