Strapped for Cash, Heidi Montag Insures Her Breasts for $50

After reading that Holly Madison took out a $1 million policy on her breasts with Lloyd’s of London insurance company, Heidi Montag decided she, too, needed to protect herself.

“Without my boobs I’m nothing,” explained Heidi, who is under the impression she’s something with the aforementioned breasts.

Unfortunately, the former Hills star is low on dough — The Huffington Post is reporting that she and husband Spencer Pratt are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt — so sadly, Montag was only able to insure the boobs for about $25 each.

“We’re absolutely thrilled to have Heidi’s tits as a client,” said sleazy salesman Thomas Hess of SmallState Insurance in Hawthorne, California. “They’re in good hands, with SmallState.”