REPORT: Rupert Murdoch Getting Chubby; Wife Not Having It

Rupert Murdoch is known for two things:

1)   Being a global media baron and CEO of News Corp.

2)   His raging sweet tooth.

While testifying before lawmakers about the News of the World phone-hacking scandal yesterday, Murdoch gave a head nod to his assistant Curt Wimberly, signifying that he was hungry for some pie.

When Mr. Wimberly rushed over with a Lemon Meringue, he was viciously attacked by Murdoch’s wife Wendi (see video).

OMdoubleG caught up with Mrs. Murdoch to figure out why she did what she did.

“Rupert already had dessert that day,” she explained.  “His man-boobs aren’t getting any bigger on my watch.”