Paris’ Post-Probation Party

Paris Hilton appeared in a Las Vegas courtroom today, one year after pleading guilty to cocaine possession, and begged the judge to end her probation.

“Please have mercy, your honor,” weeped the socialite, who’s been forced to behave herself since last September or face more jail time. “I need my freedom back.”

Hilton threw herself upon the judges bench and sobbed, recounting the hellish 365 days she’s spent without committing a single crime.

After it was revealed she paid her fines and successfully completed an “intensive” substance abuse program, the judge agreed to close the case.

Hilton’s attorney, Rachel Fountain, said her client can’t wait to get back to her 23-bedroom Beverly Hills mansion and “resume the community service-free lifestyle she’d become accustomed to before her arrest.”