Just days after Justin Bieber deposited his DNA at a New Jersey sperm bank, authorities were notified that his sample vanished.
Beiber’s semen, which already has over 423k fans on Facebook, is the key to proving once-and-for-all that the singer isn’t the father of Mariah Yeater’s baby.
There were many theories as to what happened to the jizz, but OMGG.com has learned that the ‘Bieber Baby Batter’ sold on eBay this morning for a record Buy-It-Now price of $450,000.
“That’s great news,” exclaimed M.A.Z.E. Laboratories technician Aaron Perlmutter. “We were really worried that one of our young nurses drank it.”
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November 22, 2011 at 9:51 am
Please please tell me this is a joke…
December 8, 2011 at 11:07 pm
He left a sperm sample and u think one of the young nurses drank it to have a bieber baby wow what a desperate world
January 9, 2012 at 2:48 am
K so how they get that sperm out besides……… Yeah you know….