Khloe Kardashian: Who’s Your Daddy?

Is Kardashian matriarch Kris a bigger tart than her tawdry trio of temptresses?

Star magazine is reporting that Khloe doesn’t have the same father as sisters Kim and Kourtney, and thus isn’t a true Kardashian.

“Khloe’s real dad could be any man who visited the Los Angeles area in the late-70s,” admitted Bruce Jenner. “Kris has had more men inside her than the average gay bar.”

Khloe, whose looks indicate she’s likely the spawn of Andre the Giant, is said to be taking the news in stride.

“She’s fine, but I feel duped. I was under the impression I married a Kardashian,” a disappointed Lamar Odom told OMGG.com. “This won’t in any way affect my celebrity status, will it?”