Can Caffiene Curb Kardashian’s Cravings?

A class action lawsuit may be filed against the Kardashians and their dietary supplement QuickTrim, after it was determined the pills are so full of caffeine they’re causing users’ metabolisms to spiral out-of-control.

“I lost 140 pounds on that stuff,” actor Jonah Hill told OMGG.com. “The crazy thing is, I only took it for three days.”

The Kardashians are adamant they still believe in the product, and say the FDA is full of hot air.

“If we need to prove in a courtroom that it doesn’t cause rapid weight loss, we’ve got a smoking gun,” claims Kourtney K. “All we have to do is present Khloe as Exhibit A.”