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So far, 2012 has been kind to Woody Allen. Midnight in Paris is nominated for four Oscars, his one-act play Honeymoon Motel is doing big business on Broadway and at 76-years old, the director announced he has finally found true love.

New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin told OMGG.com that Allen approached him with flowers moments after his team beat the New Jersey Nets at Madison Square Garden on February 4.

“He said he wanted to adopt me, which I thought was odd,” Lin confessed. “He was really nervous and fidgety, so I agreed to meet for drinks to calm him down.”

The controversial couple says the relationship has since blossomed into something special.

“Believe me, I understand why some are opposed to me dating Woody,” Lin admitted. “But eventually I think people will be able to see past our age difference.”

After just one week as a starter, Jeremy Lin has led the New York Knicks to a perfect 5-0 record.

“As far as I’m concerned, he’s cemented himself as a first-ballot Hall of Famer,” remarked teammate Carmelo Anthony. “It’ll be interesting to see if he can keep his winning percentage at a hundred percent throughout his career.”

Lin, the first Asian-American starter in NBA history, is averaging 26.8 points and eight assists, with a 58 percent shooting percentage. If he keeps that up for another 26 seasons, the 23-year old Harvard graduate will become basketball’s career leader in all three categories.

“You can’t argue with statistics,” an always-humble Michael Jordan told OMGG.com. “I guess I’ll just have to settle for being the second-greatest player of all time.”

During a recent interview, Larry Bird said that if he were still playing today he’d like to be teammates with Kobe Bryant, but he’d have more fun hanging out with LeBron James.

OMGG.com spoke with Kobe, who was clearly hurt by the Hall of Famer’s comments.

“Even though he’s in his mid-50s, I’ve always considered Larry my best friend,” said the Lakers star. “It breaks my heart to hear that he doesn’t want to party with me.”

LeBron, on the other hand, was giddy to learn of Bird’s man crush.

“I have to admit, it turns me on a little,” said the blushing Miami Heat superstar. “I’ve always had a thing for blondes.”

Gisele Bundchen threw Tom Brady’s teammates under the bus following the Giants’ 21-17 upset of the Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI, saying she felt her husband got no support in the game.

“I’m taking it upon myself to teach his teammates how to play in the NFL,” the Brazilian supermodel told OMGG.com. “I went through some drills with BenJarvus Green-Ellis this morning, and he was really struggling with his ball control.”

Head coach Bill Belichick rolled his eyes when informed of Gisele’s plan to train his players, but not everyone was so quick to dismiss the 5’11″ beauty.

“She has worked hard to become the most successful professional in her field, and I think that translates to the football world,” Patriots team owner Robert Kraft said. “I’ve decided to bring her in as our new offensive coordinator next year.”

With under a minute to play in Super Bowl XLVI, Ahmad Bradshaw trotted into the endzone untouched to score the game-winning touchdown.

“Had I known they were that bad at tackling, I would’ve asked Eli (Manning) to hand off to me more,” the running back told OMGG.com. “I could’ve moonwalked for eight yards per carry out there.”

The Patriots claim they let the Giants star score so they’d have enough time on the clock to mount a comeback.

“We purposefully allowed their first half touchdown, too,” admitted Patriots cornerback Sterling Moore. “In hindsight, we shouldn’t have bet so much money on them covering the spread.”