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Child Protective Services recently paid Nadya “Octomom” Suleman a visit after pictures surfaced online showing her kids being grossly neglected.

Investigators told OMGG.com that Suleman’s apathy towards the children was beyond comprehension.

“We saw a small boy was using the blender as a urinal and a kid taking a nap inside the oven,” said CPS officer Ian Reilly. “By the time we left, a few of the babies were so hungry they’d attempted to kill and eat the family dog.”

Despite all they witnessed, the agency decided not to take Octomom’s kids away.

“To be honest, I just wanted to get the hell out of there,” admitted Reilly. “She’s a far better parent than I’d be with that many kids.”

Barack Obama shocked the world this morning when he announced he won’t seek re-election in November.

The president received such high praise for his appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s “Slow Jam the News” on Wednesday that he has decided to pursue a career in music.

The 50-year old says he’ll begin touring in early 2013 with a backup band that includes Bill Clinton on sax and Joe Biden manning the bongos.

“I worked my butt of as president, and for what — a 50% approval rating?” Obama explained to OMGG.com. “It’s time for a career change, mon.”

In the early 90s, Richard Gere was admitted to an LA hospital to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.

Twenty years later, the actor held a press conference to announce he’s putting it back in.

With PETA protesters marching nearby, Gere told OMGG.com that he needs to do “whatever it takes” to stay on the minds of directors these days.

“When I stuck the critter up my anus to promote Internal Affairs, people said I was crazy…but it made me a household name,” explained the actor. “Who knows what it’ll lead to this time? I’m really gunning for a voiceover role in Disney’s G-Force 2.”

Ever since the hologram of Tupac Shakur performed at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival last weekend, police have been after him.

“He had an outstanding warrant stemming from an unpaid jaywalking ticket in 1997,” explained LAPD officer Damon Paine. “We’re not going to give him special treatment just because he’s a celebrity hologram.”

The rapper’s 3D image used his one phone call to give OMGG.com an exclusive interview.

“There isn’t a prison in the world that can hold me,” the platinum-selling optical illusion told us. “I mean, I can literally just walk through the prison bars at any time.”

The Notorious B.I.G.’s hologram, jealous of all the attention Tupac Shakur’s hologram has been getting since performing at Coachella, allegedly shot his rival in the streets of Las Vegas last night.

Not so fast, say Hologram Biggie’s friends.

“It’s too early to jump to conclusions, this reeks of conspiracy,” a somber P. Diddy told OMGG.com. “I think it’s important to investigate where Suge Knight’s hologram was yesterday evening.”

The rap community’s troubling East/West Coast rivalry dates back to the early 90s, but the feud seemed to have subsided — until now.

We caught up with Hologram Tupac’s creator, who was devastated by the tragic news of his death.

“He was so young, I can’t believe he’s gone,” said Digital Domain animator Thomas Hess, fighting back tears. “Thanks to this senseless murder, I’m going to have to work late tonight making another one.”