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If Steve Buscemi ever needs a body double on Broadway Empire, OMGG.com just found one.

Following the success of The Social Network, Director Adam Cozad was certain he’d have a hit on his hands with Online Friends, a film about Myspace’s inception. Unfortunately, much like the site itself, no one gave a sh#t about the movie.

While Facebook’s value has been assessed at close to $100 billion since filing an initial public offering last week, industry insiders estimated rival Myspace’s worth to be somewhere in the neighborhood of $75 – $80.

Myspace founder Tom Anderson, who filed for bankruptcy just four months after Facebook became popular in 2007, reached out to OMGG.com for his first interview in over a year.

“I’ll be back on top soon, I once had over 200 million default friends,” reminisced Anderson, from his modest two-bedroom home in Amberg, Wisconsin. “Oh, and one more thing…Zuckerberg can suck it!”

Donald Trump knew just who to thank for Mitt Romney’s mammoth victory in the Nevada caucuses over the weekend. Himself.

“I knew the moment I endorsed Mitt, he’d be a winner from that point forward,” said the real estate tycoon. “As everyone knows, I’m the greatest endorser in the world.”

The duo celebrated Romney’s landslide victory at Scores strip club, where they drank $2000 bottles of Cristal champagne, or as they called it, “stimulated the economy.”

Newt Gingrich told OMGG.com that he thinks Trump made the wrong call endorsing his rival.

“Newt is a loser,” The Donald fired back. “And if he ever disagrees with me again, he’ll be taken out of consideration for Celebrity Apprentice next season.”

Gisele Bundchen threw Tom Brady’s teammates under the bus following the Giants’ 21-17 upset of the Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI, saying she felt her husband got no support in the game.

“I’m taking it upon myself to teach his teammates how to play in the NFL,” the Brazilian supermodel told OMGG.com. “I went through some drills with BenJarvus Green-Ellis this morning, and he was really struggling with his ball control.”

Head coach Bill Belichick rolled his eyes when informed of Gisele’s plan to train his players, but not everyone was so quick to dismiss the 5’11″ beauty.

“She has worked hard to become the most successful professional in her field, and I think that translates to the football world,” Patriots team owner Robert Kraft said. “I’ve decided to bring her in as our new offensive coordinator next year.”

Harry was hammered at Hogwarts!

Daniel Radcliffe recently admitted he was drunk while filming a portion of the Harry Potter film series.

The 22-year old told OMGG.com he knew it was time to finally sober up when he started believing that Michael Gambon, the actor who played Dumbledore, was a real wizard.

“For a year or two, Daniel was spiraling out of control,” said co-star Rupert Grint. “While filming Goblet of Fire, he once got wasted and offered me twenty dollars to ‘tuggle (his) muggle’.”