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After taking a closer look, Donald Trump gave post-op, male-born Jenna Talackova clearance to compete in the Miss Canada Universe competition.

“My client was willing to do whatever it took to prove she was now female,” said attorney Gloria Allred. “I’m so thankful Donald took the time out of his busy schedule to confirm.”

The examination outraged many in the transgender community, but Mr. Trump told OMGG.com he did nothing wrong.

“Jenna was strictly abiding by company policy,” explained The Donald. “As a rule, I inspect the genitals of every employee who comes to work for me.”

While doing a press tour over the weekend to promote Titanic 3D, Kate Winslet was asked how the cast has changed since the original film was released in 1997. Her response: Leonardo DiCaprio got fatter.

Today, Winslet took her insult a step further.

“Fifteen years ago, Leo was a sex symbol,” said the English actress. “These days, I wouldn’t f#ck him with Martin Scorsese’s d*ck.”

It didn’t take long for Lindsay Lohan to go from freckle-faced cutie to leathery hoochie.

So did the 25-year old (wait, she’s only 25?!?!) just age poorly, or is her weathered look the result of some botched plastic surgery?

OMGG.com caught up with Lohan, who swears she’s all natural.

“There’s nothing fake about me,” said the suddenly tanned, platinum blonde actress. “Like I’ve said before, I would never do anything that could potentially harm my body.”

After learning that older brother Alec got engaged to a 28-year old over the weekend, Billy Baldwin decided to go public with his own controversial relationship.

“Hollywood lauded Alec for proposing to someone 26 years his junior,” said the less-talented Baldwin. “So they ought to really celebrate my relationship with someone 46 years younger.”

Sadly, the reception has been lukewarm at best.

“I was going to put Billy in my next film, but I’m too disturbed by his actions,” said director Woody Allen. “At least I had the decency to adopt my daughter before marrying her.”

Now that she’s pregnant, Snooki feels she deserves some credit.

“People used to tell me I’d never accomplish anything,” said the Jersey Shore star. “But thanks to wine coolers and confusion over how to use birth control, I got knocked up all by myself.”

While she admits she isn’t the smartest woman in the world, Snooki hopes motherhood will finally bring her the respect she deserves.

“All I’m asking is for a little R-E-S-P-E-K-T, or however it’s spelled,” the 24-year old told OMGG.com. “Please remind me to make sure my kid doesn’t drop out of high school like I did.”