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Kim Kardashian is really hoping her relationship with Kanye West works out, because she’s running out of famous people to date.

“This could be my last chance at another 72 days of marital bliss,” admitted the 31-year old socialite.

West says that while he’s optimistic Kardashian could be “the one,” he has some reservations about getting too serious due to her promiscuous past.

“I recently wrote a song about Kim called Theraflu,” the rapper told OMGG.com. “It was originally titled penicillin, but my friends thought naming her song after the cure for syphilis was too obvious.”

Nicolas Cage is slowly repaying his debts, but the bankrupt actor still owes the IRS nearly $7 million.

The hardest working man in showbusiness, known for both his lack of inflection and hairline, promises to get a part-time job at Home Depot in addition to starring in several crappy films this year.

The Con Air star told us there’s nothing he won’t do to get back in the red.

“I’ve already sold my pet octopus, and I’m willing to part with a few white tigers if need be,” the eccentric Cage told OMGG.com. “Worst case scenario, I’ll keep making sh*tty National Treasure sequels until I’m completely debt-free.”

Many labeled Ryan Gosling a hero after he stepped in and broke up a vicious street fight in New York City last summer.

The Notebook star took it up a notch on Tuesday when he saved a woman’s life by pulling her away from a speeding car.

OMGG.com caught up with Gosling, who told us he was never really comfortable being an über-talented actor.

“I’ve always been jealous of the way women swoon over Superman,” admitted the 31-year old pretty boy. “I figure that if I can emulate him, I may actually get laid every once in a while.”

When the Farrelly Brothers announced they were working on Dumb and Dumber 2, fans were excited for Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels to reprise their roles as lovable idiots Lloyd and Harry.

Unfortunately, Carrey had already committed to film Pierre Pierre next year, so the studio found someone even Dumber to fill his role.

Real-life nitwit Kim Kardashian told OMGG.com it’s the part she was born to play.

“We understand replacing Jim with Kim won’t be popular,” admitted co-writer/director Peter Farrelly. “But if my film Three Stooges proves anything, it’s that I stopped caring about the quality of my work ages ago.”

Kentucky steamrolled Kansas in Monday night’s NCAA championship game, easily winning the eighth national title in school history.

After leading by 18 points in the first half, the NBA-ready Wildcats admit they began feeling sorry for their overmatched opponents.

“They were so small and weak, we worked really hard to not block all their shots,” said freshman star Anthony Davis. “They still couldn’t score, I think they were intimidated by my unibrow.”

Kentucky’s head coach John Calipari says in hindsight, there is nothing more he could’ve done.

“Sitting our stars wouldn’t have helped, because our bench would’ve dominated their pathetic starting five,” said the 2012 SEC Coach of the Year. “At one point, I even threatened to take away player paychecks if they didn’t stop the slaughter.”