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Adrianne Palicki, who’ll star as Wonder Woman in the upcoming NBC TV series, looked less-than-thrilled as she donned her costume for the first time this week.

“I feel like an ice-skating prostitute,” commented Palicki, who didn’t look comfortable in her caked-on makeup, shiny blue stretch pants and whorish, low-cut red top.

The outfit, conceptualized by famed fetishwear designer Nikki Nitro, will be complimented with a whip instead of the lasso made famous by actress Lynda Carter.

One of Tyler Perry’s writers is still in shock after his SUV exploded earlier this week.

Brian Ronalds says he has no idea who would want him dead, but admits he receives over 300 pieces of hate mail daily.

“Most of the letters are from people begging me to stop my boss from producing unfunny films,” said the scribe.

OMdoubleG tried to reach Tyler Perry for comment, but his assistant told us he was busy taking a money bath.

Michael Lohan, attempting to stay relevant, was arrested last night in a domestic dispute.

Afraid people would forget about him, the 50-year old allegedly smacked his girlfriend and waited patiently as she called both TMZ and the police.

“I’m tired of being referred to as ‘the father of actress Lindsay Lohan’,” said the deadbeat dad.  “Who do I have to beat to get some real attention around here?”

A wily warlock made a surprise visit to the Jimmy Kimmel Live set during an interview segment last night.

Charlie Sheen received thunderous applause as he entered stage left, threw t-shirts to the crowd, and kissed Jimmy Kimmel on the mouth.

Mark Cuban, who was being interviewed when Sheen blew through the set, is furious with the self-promoting actor. “I dare him to try and upstage me again,” said the billionaire. “The streets will run red with tiger blood.”

As for the kiss?  Kimmel’s representatives say the talk show host is “concerned he’s been exposed to herpes.”

Kelly Gneiting, a 400-lb U.S. sumo champion, somehow completed the Los Angeles Marathon this weekend.

The fatty crossed the finish line in just under 10 hours and set the Guinness World Record for being the heaviest person to finish the 26.2-mile race.

At the post-race interview, Gneiting told reporters, “I feel great.  Now somebody get me some f#cking bacon.”