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Kim Kardashian is said to be furious that this picture from her wedding reception found its way online.

Samuel L. Jackson is lookin’ doggone crazy these days!

A hundred years from now, newlywed Kim Kardashian will most likely be remembered as the reality star with the tight pants and really big…brain?

This morning Kim was named a Wallace Stevens Award finalist for the hit song she recorded earlier this year, Jam (Turn It Up).

The award, which recognizes “outstanding and proven mastery in the art of poetry,” comes with a $100,000 prize, which Kardashian says she’d used to pay for her honeymoon.

For those who refuse to listen to amazing music, here are some of the song’s lyrics (unedited, we swear) :

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Boys spending money,

girls looking good.

Got my hands up,

celebrate like it’s my birthday.

Five more shots of tequila,

I’m thirsty.

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Maya Angelou says it’s a crime if Kim doesn’t win, calling her poetic song both “inspiring” and “life-changing.”

As TMZ first reported, actor Ryan Gosling broke up a New York City street brawl this afternoon…but not everyone’s happy about it.

“He’s an out-of-control vigilante,” said NYPD officer Keller Wortham.  “We had the situation under control, when out of nowhere that dude from The Notebook jumped in and started throwing punches.”

Gosling, whose rampant steroid use helped him pack on 30 pounds of muscle for the film Crazy, Stupid, Love, says he’s sick of all the violence affecting his city and is taking matters into his own hands.

“He’s quit acting and formed a posse,” Gosling’s girlfriend Emma Stone tells OMGG.  “I think it’s a terrible idea, but at least it keeps him shirtless.”

In an exclusive interview with OMGG, David Bowie admitted this morning that he’s one degree of Kevin Bacon.

Fans of the singer/actor weren’t overwhelmingly surprised by the announcement. In fact, speculation began years ago after Rolling Stone Magazine pointed out that the stars had never been spotted in a room together.

So why come forward now?

“My wives Kyra (Sedgwick) and Iman have been lied to long enough,” explained Bacon/Bowie. “For their sakes, I can’t go on living this double life.”