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Actor Nick Nolte continues to insist he wasn’t the crazy dude on Celebrity Apprentice last season.

Nolte is of course referring to Gary Busey, the other 60-year old, Oscar nominated actor with the unkempt blonde/grey hair and toothy smile. Fans haven’t been able to tell the men apart since the late-80s.

“I’ve co-starred with some of the biggest names in showbusiness, including Eddie Murphy in 48 Hours and Shaquille O’Neal in Blue Chips,” Nolte reminded us. “If another f#cking person asks if I’ve patched things up with Meatloaf, I’m going to snap.”

UPDATE: OMGG has learned that Nolte isn’t the only one offended by the fan confusion. Gary Busey just released the following statement via Twitter: U ever see his DUI mugshot? Like I would’ve ever worn an ugly Hawaiian shirt like that

You should’ve put a ring on it.  An onion ring, that is.

Beyonce admitted to OMGG.com that she lied earlier tonight when she said she was pregnant.  She’s just let herself go.

The Single Ladies singer said she was ‘with baby’ on the red carpet at the MTV VMAs, when the truth is, she’s simply ‘with Cheetos.’

“Jay-Z is the real problem, he takes her to Cheesecake Factory like four times a week,” revealed Michelle Williams, the least successful of the Destiny’s Child trio.  “She’s embarrassed by the weight gain, so she decided to spread the pregnancy rumor.”

The New York Mets, tired of being one of the worst teams in baseball, are keeping their fingers crossed that this season is wiped from the record books.

“Our fans are disappointed that we’re more than 20 games back in the NL East,” said leftfielder Jason Bay. “Well if Hurricane Irene takes out our stadium, I’m pretty sure the season wouldn’t count.”

While a disqualified season would definitely boost city morale, some Mets fans are hoping for more.

“Not having a losing record for once would be nice,” said Larry Parra, a longtime Mets fan. “But I’m kind of hoping this storm takes out our entire pitching staff.”

In a disturbing video that quickly went viral, 49-year old funnyman Jim Carrey confessed his love for 22-year old actress Emma Stone yesterday.

“At first I thought the whole thing was a joke,” said actor Andrew Garfield, who is rumored to be dating Stone.  “But he showed up at my house last night wearing his uniform from The Cable Guy…it really creeped me out.”

A restraining order has been filed with the Beverly Hills County Courthouse, ensuring Carrey doesn’t get within 100 yards of the Easy A star.

“I had no choice,” Stone told OMGG.com. “He keyed ‘whore’ into the hood of my Lexus while I was having breakfast with Andrew this morning.”

I know it’s hard to confuse these two, as one of them is just an animal with a tiny brain and the other is clearly a monkey. But we see some similarities…