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Rumors are circulating that Justin Bieber’s $220,000 Ferrari was involved in a fender bender on an LA freeway yesterday. It was actually a lot worse than reports indicated, OMGG.com photographers snapped this exclusive pic.

While cleaning out the attic of his $6.8 million brownstone on Park Avenue in New York City, podiatrist Frank Aversa made a startling discovery yesterday.

“I found this shoebox marked ‘Matthew B’s private pics’,” explained Aversa. “I was curious so I peeked inside. I began vomiting almost immediately.”

In the box were 20 gruesome photos of Sex in the City actress/horse Sarah Jessica Parker, some in lingerie, others completely naked.

Without hesitation, the blinding images were tossed in his fireplace and destroyed.

“I told him he could’ve sold them to a gossip site like OMGG.com for big money, but he said he cares too much about humanity to make them public,” Aversa’s wife Cindi told us.

Music fans across the world were shocked to learn that Sir Elton John, who became a father with long-time partner David Furnish last year, allegedly adopted the child as a ploy to get the $547 “dependent exemption” on his 2010 Federal Tax Return.

A representative from the IRS called the ploy “baffling,” given the Tiny Dancer singer’s reported 2010 income of $32 million.

An attorney for Sir Elton said his client would’ve liked to return the money in question, but it had already been spent on “something sparkly.”

During his acceptance speech at the VMAs last night, Justin Bieber tearfully admitted that he suffers from Webski Syndrome, a rare disorder that causes one’s neck to grow at an accelerated rate.

“That explains a lot,” said super-fan Andrea Chafouleas, who had stopped wearing her ‘I’m a Belieber’ shirt recently due to the singer’s freakish looks.

Keira Knightley, who deals with a similar neck condition, says she really respects the U Smile singer for finally coming forward.  

As for Justin’s girlfriend, actress/singer Selena Gomez?

“She hopes my neck continues to stretch,” Bieber told OMGG.com.  “She’s excited at the prospect of me finally being taller than she is.”

Which soon-to-be-married singer’s rump is awfully plump?