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Paris Hilton appeared in a Las Vegas courtroom today, one year after pleading guilty to cocaine possession, and begged the judge to end her probation.

“Please have mercy, your honor,” weeped the socialite, who’s been forced to behave herself since last September or face more jail time. “I need my freedom back.”

Hilton threw herself upon the judges bench and sobbed, recounting the hellish 365 days she’s spent without committing a single crime.

After it was revealed she paid her fines and successfully completed an “intensive” substance abuse program, the judge agreed to close the case.

Hilton’s attorney, Rachel Fountain, said her client can’t wait to get back to her 23-bedroom Beverly Hills mansion and “resume the community service-free lifestyle she’d become accustomed to before her arrest.”

After learning of his wife Michaele’s affair with Journey guitarist Neal Schon, Tareq Salahi has decided to fight fire with fire. The former White House crasher has allegedly started dating Joan Jett, a rocker from the same era. OMGG.com photographers snapped this exclusive first pic of the happy couple.

Carolina Panthers fans are said to be in shock after learning that QB Cam Newton is retiring just two games into his rookie season.

Newton, who set a record for pass yards in a debut with 422 last week in the Panthers’ loss to the Arizona Cardinals, threw for 432 yards in his encore performance against Green Bay yesterday. Despite his teams 0-2 record, Newton passed for more yards through his first two games than any player in NFL history.

“I’ve accomplished everything I can in this league,” the 2011 #1 draft pick said at yesterday’s post-game press conference. “I’ve decided to move on to my next challenge.”

The 6’5″ Auburn grad is thinking about getting his real estate license, according to his agent, Daniel Violante.

“I’m sad to see him quit,” said former teammate Steve Smith. “But I certainly respect his decision to go out on top.”

Justin Timberlake has vehemently denied that the “mystery penis” found on actress Mila Kunis’ iPhone is his. OMGG.com has obtained exclusive rights to the picture, take a look and let us know what you think.