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According to reports, Lindsay Lohan had $10,000 stolen from her purse over the weekend.

“I keep bail money in my bag at all times, just in case I get a DUI,” the Mean Girls star explained when asked why she was carrying around so much cash.

Sadly, the stolen ten grand was all the 25-year old had left over from the million dollars she was paid for her controversial Playboy shoot.

“I’m homeless now, but at least I’m not hungry,” an optimistic Lohan told OMGG.com. “The paparazzi always buy me dinner when I let them take upskirt photos of me.”

Is the biggest thug in the NBA running the front office?

Last week, NBA Commissioner David Stern vetoed a trade that would’ve sent New Orleans Hornets guard Chris Paul to the Los Angeles Lakers. Now, rumors are circulating that potential offers for superstar center Dwight Howard must be approved in advance by the 69-year old.

Many feel that Stern, who recently had the chair in his New York City office replaced with a ruby-studded throne, is letting power go to his head.

“Absurd. I only nixed the Chris Paul trade because I’m a Khloe Kardashian fan like the rest of America,” insisted King Stern. “If I had allowed Lamar (Odom) to get dealt to New Orleans, his wife’s reality show may have been canceled.”

Some of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pics were leaked online today, but OMGG.com is the only site where you’ll find the most scandalous, never-before-seen pic of the entire spread.

“As a joke, we had her pose nude in the Playboy Mansion monkey cage,” explained photographer Christopher Negrete. “She was so drunk she would’ve agreed to do anything.”

We caught up with LiLo and ask her if it was scary being locked up with Hef’s primate pals.

“Not at all, I love animals,” the Parent Trap star told us. “Besides, lately I feel right at home behind bars.”

When Tom Cruise arrived at a Mumbai airport last week, he was greeted by hundreds of screaming fans.

Sources say the Mission Impossible star wanted a Beatles-esque reception, so he paid handsomely to ensure the fans went wild. Those who didn’t scream were beaten.

OMGG.com caught up with Nutan Ohri, a local woman who appeared rattled when approached by our reporter.

“What? No no, I am big fan of Don Cruise, I not cheer him for 150 rupees and a free lunch,” insisted Ohri. “He is great American singer.”

Tim Tebow is not only the most valuable player in the NFL right now, experts believe he’s arguably the greatest quarterback to ever play the game.

“I wish I had his arm strength when I played,” admitted Dan Marino. “God has truly blessed that boy.”

This morning, the NFL Hall of Fame’s 44-person ‘Board of Selectors’ waived the prerequisite that a player be retired at least five years for entry and unanimously voted in the gunslinger.

“It’s long overdue,” said Broncos Executive VP and fellow Hall of Famer John Elway. “There are only three things that are guaranteed in life — death, taxes and Tebow.”