McPippen Ketchup Fetches Just Four Dollars on eBay

After learning that a man in North Dakota sold a 20-year old container of McJordan barbecue sauce for $10,000 on eBay, Earl Goodman assumed he was about to be rich.

“McDonald’s had mass-produced that McJordan sauce in the 90s,” explained Goodman. “I recently discovered a jug of the much-rarer McPippen ketchup in my attic.”

Unfortunately for Goodman, the McPippen listing fetched a measly $4 plus shipping.

“Pippen’s ketchup was a lot like the player it was named after,” recalled McDonald’s patron Clarence Billings. “It was above average but too thin; probably never got the respect it deserved because it was the second best condiment at the time.”