Dr. Shaq Vows to Cure Flesh-Eating Disease

Aimee Copeland, a Georgia grad student, is fighting for her life due to a flesh-eating bacteria she was infected with after cutting open her leg in a river two weeks ago.

Lucky for her, Shaquille O’Neal recently received his doctoral degree.

The former basketball star says he’s confident Aimee will be fine now that he’s a licensed medical professional.

“I won’t rest until I figure out how to stop this bacteria,” Dr. Shaq told OMGG.com. “The way I see it, finding a cure can’t be any more difficult than playing alongside Kobe Bryant for all those years.”