Just one week after Real Madrid shocked the world by signing 7-year old soccer prodigy ‘Leo’, Manchester United announced they’ve got a deal with someone even younger.
“We are happy to report that we’ve come to terms with unborn star ‘Jizzy’ on a 5-year deal,” announced team owner Malcolm Glazer. “We feel that he’s going to be a huge asset to our team in 18 years or so.”
The contract is rumored to be worth upwards of five million pounds per season, with no signing bonus**.
“I’m so bloody proud of my unborn son,” an emotional David Beckham told OMGG.com reporters in Los Angeles today. “I know he’ll lead Man U to several European Cups, assuming he’s not born a girl.”
**sperm don’t have hands
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