Caucasian Man Somehow Wins NBA Award

Every so often something so astoundingly rare occurs, that the public is left feeling baffled and in awe.

Such an event took place Thursday when it was announced that Kevin Love took home the 2011 NBA Most Improved Player Award.

“I’m dumbfounded,” admitted ESPN basketball analyst Harry Malone. “There had to be someone more deserving…right?”

Love, who averaged over 20 points and 15 rebounds this season, said he’s proud to take home the award and hopes his magical season “opens doors for other white athletes one day.”

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