Rush Limbaugh: Michelle Obama Needs to Lose Weight

Political commentator and part-time model Rush Limbaugh says Michelle Obama needs to cease her healthy-eating initiative if she ever hopes to get in shape.

“Her Let’s Move campaign is far too preachy,” said Limbaugh, People magazine’s reigning Sexiest Man Alive.

The conservative radio talk show host went on to criticize the First Lady’s size 6 figure, calling it “slightly imperfect.”

“Look, I’d like to defend my wife’s honor, but Rush does have a point,” President Obama recently told OMGG.com. “I mean, he grew up eating nothing but Spam and bacon-wrapped meatloaf, and look how amazing he turned out.”