Rick Perry Hopes to Win Mormon Vote By Marrying A Second Woman

When one of Rick Perry’s biggest supporters called Mormonism a cult last week, many questioned the Texas Governor’s tolerance of other religions.

“Those remarks in no way reflect my personal beliefs,” Perry told OMGG.com this afternoon. “In fact, I decided to marry a second woman over the weekend to prove how accepting I am of them Mormonites.”

Mitt Romney, a practicing Mormon and Perry’s strongest opponent in the GOP race, was quick to respond.

“From here on out, we’re focusing our campaign on Scientologists,” said Walter Tringhese, Romney’s chief strategist. “The way I see it, intergalactic overlord Xenu presides over several planets, and we only need one to seal up the nomination.”