Obama Abandons White House to Become Reggae Star

Barack Obama shocked the world this morning when he announced he won’t seek re-election in November.

The president received such high praise for his appearance on Jimmy Fallon’s “Slow Jam the News” on Wednesday that he has decided to pursue a career in music.

The 50-year old says he’ll begin touring in early 2013 with a backup band that includes Bill Clinton on sax and Joe Biden manning the bongos.

“I worked my butt of as president, and for what — a 50% approval rating?” Obama explained to OMGG.com. “It’s time for a career change, mon.”