Despite getting beaten handily in the Florida primary by rival GOP candidate Mitt Romney, a bitter Newt Gingrich is demanding a recount.
“There’s no way all those old broads didn’t vote for me,” said the delusional politician. “There must’ve been a hanging chad or something.”
Polls show that Florida women voted decidedly against the former Speaker of the House, and OMGG.com investigators discovered it wasn’t his repeated infidelity that made him so unpopular in the Sunshine State.
“I could care less how many wives he’s cheated on,” explained 82-year old Florida resident Sheila Goldstein. “He just ain’t sexy like that Romney fella.”
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February 2, 2012
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