Kim Jong-un, the youngest son of the recently-deceased Kim Jong-il, was today named Chairman of the Central Military Commission, effectively putting him in charge of the overall party leadership.
But long before he ruled every man and woman in North Korea, the chubby-cheeked 28-year old had already captured the hearts of their teenage daughters…thanks to his fashion-forward hair style.
“He so sexy,” said 16-year old Paek Sung-Min. “I’d give anything to run my fingers through that greasy patch of hair resting atop his otherwise bald head.”
The powerful dictator, referred to as ‘East Asia’s Justin Bieber’ by a slew of admirers, says there’s much more to his sex appeal than just a manly mane.
“I’m finally coming into my own as a style icon, so watch out ladies,” Jong-un told OMGG.com. “I recently inherited all of my dad’s skin-tight beige jumpsuits and oversized sunglasses.”
December 26, 2011
POLITICS