What the Neck? Have You Seen Justin Bieber Lately?

During his acceptance speech at the VMAs last night, Justin Bieber tearfully admitted that he suffers from Webski Syndrome, a rare disorder that causes one’s neck to grow at an accelerated rate.

“That explains a lot,” said super-fan Andrea Chafouleas, who had stopped wearing her ‘I’m a Belieber’ shirt recently due to the singer’s freakish looks.

Keira Knightley, who deals with a similar neck condition, says she really respects the U Smile singer for finally coming forward.  

As for Justin’s girlfriend, actress/singer Selena Gomez?

“She hopes my neck continues to stretch,” Bieber told OMGG.com.  “She’s excited at the prospect of me finally being taller than she is.”