Usher Doesn’t Remember Getting Married

Until yesterday, Usher was one of America’s most eligible bachelors.

That was before TMZ revealed that the 33-year old performer is married to a 5’2″ delusional woman he doesn’t recall meeting.

Darshelle Jones-Rakestraw recently reminded the singer that they had exchanged vows after a wild night out in Vegas.

“I blacked out that evening after too many Appletinis at Tao,” Usher told OMGG.com. “That’s the last time I put Justin (Bieber) in charge of ordering the drinks.”