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Sadly, Prince is Still Partying Like It’s 1999

January 2, 2012

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Sadly, Prince is Still Partying Like It's 1999

When it comes to nostalgia, Prince is King.

OMGG.com has learned that the Purple Rain singer has been trapped in the 1990s for the past 20 years.

“He suffers from Reminiscence Syndrome,” explained Dr. Jim McKeown. “In his mind, it’ll always be 1999.”

So how did the seven-time Grammy winner celebrate New Year’s Eve 2012?

“The same way he has since we’ve known each other,” said current girlfriend Bria Valente. “He got drunk on Zima and debated whether or not O.J. Simpson was guilty.”

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