Marc Anthony Asks for Joint Custody of JLo’s Butt in Divorce Settlement

After Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce last week, ex-hubby Marc Anthony claims he’s entitled to half of the singer’s ass-ets.

“As with most amicable divorces, the parties agree to split property down the middle. My client believes he’s the rightful owner of Miss Lopez’s left cheek,” explained Anthony’s attorney, Carl Allison.

As for custody of the couple’s infant twins?

“I haven’t really given that much thought,” Anthony told us.