Kenny G’s Wife Comes to Her Senses

Lyndie Benson-Gorelick filed for legal separation last week after realizing she accidentally married Kenny G.

The world’s lamest jazz musician is said to be broken hearted, recognizing the likelihood of any other woman finding him palatable is slim-to-none.

Benson-Gorelick admits that she was once blinded by Kenny’s fame and bank account, but now grasps just how douchey he is.

“I was basically married to a poor-man’s Michael Bolton,” she told OMGG.com. “I literally used to gag at the thought of running my fingers through his perm.”