Kenny G Flies for Divorce to Marry Poodle

Kenny G announced yesterday that he’s leaving his wife of 20 years to marry within his species.

“I can no longer live a lie,” said the 56-year old jazz icon. “I look forward to walking my new love, Coco, down the aisle.”

Kenny G’s soon-to-be ex-wife, Balynda Helene Benson-Gorelick, says she always suspected there was something “different” about Kenny.

“Things often got weird, especially in the bedroom,” Benson-Gorelick told OMGG.com. “Our foreplay usually consisted of me rubbing his belly while feeding him table scraps.”