K-Fed is K-Fat!

Today marks the five year anniversary of Britney Spears’ divorce from Kevin Federline. Apparently, after being “sent packing” he “went snacking.”

Spears, currently on her Femme Fatale World Tour, says that while she can’t believe how tubby her ex has become, she’s encouraged to see he’s been spotted jogging around Hollywood.

Sadly, OMGG.com has learned that K-Fed wasn’t exercising.

“I can no longer afford my car payments,” explained the former backup dancer. “The only way for me to get to Burger King these days in on foot.”