Gaga Says Plastic Surgery ‘Promotes Insecurity’; Fans Beg Her to Consider It Anyway

Lady Gaga recently announced at a press conference that she‘d never go under the knife because plastic surgery “promotes insecurity.”

“That’s too bad,” said super-fan Brent Conrad. “I mean, no offense, but she’s one of those celebrities who could really benefit from having work done.”

Gaga, long considered a “butterface” by her minuscule group of straight male followers, is adamant that she’s fine just the way she is.

The pop star said her message to young women couldn’t be any clearer: “If you want to attract men, there’s no need to alter your body,” she proclaimed. “Just dress like a whore and you’ll do fine.”