Beyonce’s Bottomless Belly

You should’ve put a ring on it.  An onion ring, that is.

Beyonce admitted to OMGG.com that she lied earlier tonight when she said she was pregnant.  She’s just let herself go.

The Single Ladies singer said she was ‘with baby’ on the red carpet at the MTV VMAs, when the truth is, she’s simply ‘with Cheetos.’

“Jay-Z is the real problem, he takes her to Cheesecake Factory like four times a week,” revealed Michelle Williams, the least successful of the Destiny’s Child trio.  “She’s embarrassed by the weight gain, so she decided to spread the pregnancy rumor.”