Vin Diesel’s Acting Workshop Surprisingly Empty

After less than two years in existence, The Vin Diesel School of Acting is closing its doors for good today, due to poor attendance.

Although Diesel’s class was advertised as a “workshop that helps you delve deeply into one-dimensional characters” and “refine your voice-deepening technique,” students weren’t impressed.

“I asked for a refund,” former student Lucy O’Connor told us. “Ever since I studied with Vin, casting directors have called my auditions ‘robotic’ and ‘ape-like’.”

“I don’t get it,” remarked Diesel. “If I’m such a bad actor, why was I nominated for a Teen Choice Award for 2 Fast 2 Furious?”