Trump’s Sons Now Hunting Humans for Sport

Donald Trump’s sons are on an out-of-control killing spree after attending the Los Angeles premiere of Hunger Games on Monday.

The film, set in a future where America’s youth are forced to fight to the death on live television, apparently struck a chord with Donald Jr. and Eric.

The young men, already in trouble with PETA for killing African animals and posting the photos online, are currently wanted by the FBI.

This morning, Trump, Sr. told OMGG.com he hopes his children turn themselves in.

“It’s a terrible tragedy, my sons are currently developing ‘Trump Towers Atlanta’, the most luxurious condominiums ever built in the southeastern United States,” said the distraught real estate mogul. “Please pray for them, and be sure to watch Celebrity Apprentice at 9pm, Sundays on NBC.”