‘Til Death Do Us Part? Nope!

Elizabeth Taylor’s publicist revealed today that despite the former actress’ recent death, she is engaged to be married for a ninth time this summer.

“I am proud to announce that Taylor’s corpse will tie the knot with former caregiver Johnny Aplington on July 29, 2011.”

Ex-husband Richard Burton said he won’t be in attendance, but was happy for Liz’s cadaver.  “The only thing she loved more than acting was getting married.  She once told me she’d trade her two Oscars for two new husbands if she could.”

The location of the wedding has been kept secret, but the guest list is expected to include close friends Richard Gere and the late Frank Sinatra.