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The Jersey Whore — Eye Sore No More!

September 26, 2011

ENTERTAINMENT


The Jersey Boar

Jersey Shore cast member Nicole Polizzi, famous for her Quasimodo-like physique, says the joke has been on us all along.

“I’ve been wearing a fat suit!” reveals the 23-year-old better known as Snooki.  “MTV executives thought I’d be more marketable if I looked like a troll.”

Snooki’s sister, Lacey Polizzi, says she hardly recognizes her sibling on the tube. “She couldn’t be more different in real life.  She’s so thin and attractive!”

Playing the role of “fat dog” has turned the reality star into a “fat cat.”  Snooki reportedly earns $30,000 per episode and made over $2 million in appearance fees last year.

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One Response to “The Jersey Whore — Eye Sore No More!”

  1. M Says:

    Fake pic… different tones in skin.. you need to practice editing ;P