Tara Reid Claims She Was Mobbed by Fans; No One Believes Her

According to Tara Reid’s Twitter page, the actress was mobbed by fans this morning while having breakfast at Stouts Diner in Los Angeles.

“Fans are going crazy over me.  I’ve signed like 200 autographs,” she tweeted at 11:16am.

But Casey Bernstein, a waitress at Stout’s, has a different recollection of this morning’s events.

“She’d consumed a lot of Jack Daniels, more than I’d ever seen someone her size drink,” said the server.  “She kept on insisting she was a big Hollywood star, so we let her sign a napkin and hung it by the register.”