T-Mobile Spokeswoman Still Devastated by Steve Jobs’ Passing

It’s been over two weeks since the world mourned the loss of business magnate and tech visionary Steve Jobs, but T-Mobile Girl Carly Foulkes is still finding it hard to cope. She’s reportedly been showing up late to personal appearances, often arriving drunk and confrontational.

“We were kindred spirits,” explained the spokeswoman. “Even though I’ve never met Steve, he was my mentor, my best friend.”

T-Mobile VP of Marketing Rachael Langa told OMGG.com that she doesn’t want to sound insensitive, but the company will be forced to replace Foulkes if her attitude doesn’t improve.

“She can eat a d#ck,” snapped Foulkes, when told of Langa’s comment. “Cellphone pioneers like Steve and I share a bond she’ll never understand. Give me time to grieve.”